Wednesday, August 29, 2007

To Dragon-con and Trash-talking Some States!


Well, I'm not going but Jake (seen here in his Sixth Doctor Who costume) is leaving tonight to swing over to Nashville to pick up our friend Daniel to head to Atlanta. I'd love to go, but I'm not up to it financially or workload-wise. I went last year and had a relative amount of fun. The most fun you can have in 90-something degree Atlanta weather, dressed as Tom Baker, and toting twenty pounds of camera equipment and souvenirs anyway. After day one, I dropped the costume. Hopefully, Iwill be going next year (with some printed previews of our stuff to hand out!)

Now, it's come to my attention that we have now had visitors from all the U.S. except for FIVE STATES! Unfortunately, we have been missing these states for two months and I am forced to conclude there must not be an internet in these states. I am now forced to blog about these states in the hopes of showing up on more search results and attracting visitors from them. The following states are on notice!

Vermont - What have you given to the world besides Ben and Jerry's ice cream?

Rhode Island - What the Hell?!? Home of Hasbro and no visits to a site that blogs about Transformers?

Montana - It sure must be nice to not have a speed limit and be sparsely populated! All the less excuse for you not to have visited my site!!!

North Dakota - Why can't you be more like your brother South Dakota?

Mississippi - Eh, maybe I should just assume there's no one literate there. Guess you're off the hook.

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